Tinder nightmares…

I always have freaks messaging me on Tinder so, I have decided to make a post with some of the strange people that have messaged me or people I’ve seen on there. 1. So… Pooyan’s a fucking moron. I didn’t read his bio before I matched with him (stupidly) but he was very quickly unmatched…

Prince Charming, Where are you?

  Now I have to say I’m not looking for my Prince Charming nor do I think he even exists but someone that comes pretty close would be nice! As I feel that recently I’ve been speaking to lots of frogs (dickheads) and to be honest I’m actually quite tired of it. I don’t know…

I’m sorry guys, but I hate Tinder

So, I’ve been on Tinder now for maybe 2 months and in this time I’ve been on one disastrous date, seen far too many penises than I’d like to and exchanged numbers with a lot of men.  The single life is filled with endlessly swiping left or right on Tinder, hopelessly trying to find the man or woman of…