Dating nightmares…pt.5

Yes, another one of these. I always say to myself that I should really stop posting these type of blogs but the morons just keep on coming. So, can you blame me? 1. Face down, ass up that’s the way we like to fu…skin people What still amazes me to this day is how people…

Tinder Nightmares…pt 4

I’ve not done a Tinder/Dating Nightmares post in a hot minute as I’ve been trying to come off of all the dating apps, but I have to admit it is extremely amusing receiving messages from complete fucktards. Which is probably why I’m still on them, that or I like the attention… or both. 1. A…

What I want you to know about boobies.

1.Taking my bra off at the end of the day is the second best feeling to taking your ponytail down at the end of the day. Or maybe it’s better? Either way it’s as good as everyone says it is. If not better. BE FREE MY PRETTIES. 2.They are transitory and move around, and sometimes…

1 is the loneliest number… or so they say.

I’ve been single now for coming up to two years. And on one hand I love it and am very happy. I have a busy job, I go to the gym and see my friends whenever I like. I love that I can do everything on my own terms, eat Maccies twice a week in…

Why It’s Fine To Miss Them, But Never Go Back To Them

So, this is a more serious blog post from me as recently I’ve been feeling down about being single and alone. And with this goes missing company from people I dated, who clearly weren’t right for me (as if they were I’d still be with them, duh), and why it’s OK to miss them but…

Tinder nightmares…pt 3

I think I’m just going to make this a weekly thing, where I just post all of the strange messages that I receive from people on Tinder in that week. So, enjoy. 1. Spit or Swallow? The amount of people that go on Tinder because they’re bored is quite alarming. Why would you go on a…

Tinder nightmares…pt 2

So, I’m sure you would’ve read my first Tinder nightmares blog but if not it’s featured a few posts back and seeing as so many people liked them I’m doing a part two. I feel like men don’t really realise who they’re speaking to in the sense that they think I’ll go along with it or just unmatch them. But…

Single forever? Maybe.

Will I be single forever? Probably. Now, that’s quite a statement coming from someone in their early twenties but that’s honestly how I feel at the moment, and have for a while now. I’ve been single for over a year and a half now and although it doesn’t sound like long it feels like a lifetime…

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I have big breasts. That’s not a boast or a complaint. It’s just a fact. I wear a cup size that, to me, feels right on my body. And I seem to be the only person in the world who feels like it’s OK. I hate that people see that I have large breasts and…

Tinder nightmares…

I always have freaks messaging me on Tinder so, I have decided to make a post with some of the strange people that have messaged me or people I’ve seen on there. 1. So… Pooyan’s a fucking moron. I didn’t read his bio before I matched with him (stupidly) but he was very quickly unmatched…